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Urban Essayist

Reporting Live From the Leftest and Loudest Place Possible

With apologies to Ellen Degeneres

Photo Credit: Photo by Abo Ngalonkulu on Unsplash

There are currently two black lesbians screaming at each other about who loves who more behind my house. It is 6:45 AM on a Saturday morning and I shouldn’t have to take this shit — but I do.

As what appears to be a white male to the untrained eye, I can’t just go out there and start…

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