figuring out the “i don’t care” face

Josh Spilker
Vaguely Feel
Published in
2 min readDec 29, 2016

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swhat are we supposed to make of slight vertical lines on her sweater and more prominent horizontal lines in the background?

do you think this person just tried to return other cable-knit sweaters to {INSERT POPULAR MALL STORE HERE} and they were like “no”?

why did I even find this photo?

why was this photo in my drafts folder with the title: “the i don’t care face?”

why did this person not to get into the Solange Knowles concert?

why was this person the last to find out about {INSERT POPULAR AWK CELEB NEWS ITEM}?

was her art school app rejected?

is she confused by the ending of Stranger Things?

why does she have to take it out on ‘us’ with that glare?

is it really her mom’s fault that she accidentally bought a Fire Tablet instead of the iPad Pro?

how are her relatives supposed to know that she no longer wants stuffed animals on her bed?

how is her boyfriend supposed to know that she doesn’t like Best Coast anymore?

how is her boyfriend supposed to know that it’s now Bassnectar or bust?

why was she the only one not on the paperless post new year’s eve invite?

what do you think? pls help?

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