vaguely feel like writing poetry again after hearing the news about teavana

Your Coupon

For Discounted

Gray Dickies

Has Expired.

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Every Dead Plant

In The Kmart

Garden Center

Is On Sale Again.

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Restaurant Style

Gourmet Salsa

In Your Very

Own Home.

//

I See Chicago

Style Gyros

From The McDonald’s

Parking Lot.

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Agua Fresca

Noosa

Yoplait Whips

Chocolate Chobani.


I’m Josh Spilker and I wrote a book about God, tacos, empty malls, food trucks and mini-golf. You can get it here.