vaguely feel like writing poetry again after hearing the news about teavana

Your Coupon

For Discounted

Gray Dickies

Has Expired.


Every Dead Plant

In The Kmart

Garden Center

Is On Sale Again.


Restaurant Style

Gourmet Salsa

In Your Very

Own Home.


I See Chicago

Style Gyros

From The McDonald’s

Parking Lot.


Agua Fresca


Yoplait Whips

Chocolate Chobani.

I’m Josh Spilker and I wrote a book about God, tacos, empty malls, food trucks and mini-golf. You can get it here.