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Shit Jobs: McDonald’s

The value of work is less than zero.

I was sixteen and my mom made me get a job. Again. Learn the value of work. She was right, it’s a lesson I retain decades later: the value of work is less than fucking zero, a negative eating away at your soul and your life. So, thanks.

I applied at the McDonald’s in Kingston, Mass. You had to buy your own McDonald’s shirt and special…

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