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WHY I AM SUCH A GREAT LOVER

The Art of Strangling Women & Tips on Male Grooming (that your baber wont tell you about)

Samson Slays a Lion, Gustave Doré

I’m growing my hair out again. I cut it last year. Buzzed myself completely bald. It’s at that terrible border-area length where you can’t quite do a ponytail, and you have to resort to either the indignity of a topknot or looking like a mess.

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