Happy Christmas, To You, From Google Image Search

All we want for Christmas is weird Christmas images. Vantage plumbed the depths of the Internet (spent a coupla hours on Google Images) to deliver you this incoherent message of festive confusion and, in some cases, just straight up festive wrong.

If you’ve got some especially weird holiday photos you think we missed, share them in the Responses field at the foot of this God-awful pile.

Merry festivenesss to one and all!