My Budding Relationship With the Non-human

I think it’s going really well

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When I meet new people the conversation always seems to gravitate towards the topic of relationships. It generally goes something like this.

“So, are you dating anyone?” they’ll ask.

Most times I am tempted to respond by saying, “It’s none of your business,” but then I’m a polite person, so…