You Have Your Birthday, I Have Mine — And It’s Today

32 things I learned/thought of in 32 years.

Today, that’s me. I’m the whore. Photo: HBO Max

I know how obnoxious those people are who arrogantly draw attention to their own birthdays. I don’t like them. So forgive me, but now I’m going to do whatever I want because today is my day. I have a pass. It says: “Screw everyone and do whatever you like.”