What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
I am me, me is me, you is you, we is a wee wee, chuu chuu like a train I pee.
What are you thinking about right now?
What were you thinking about 5 seconds ago?
I can guarantee you that it doesn’t make sense, but did you stop thinking, or maybe you just switched your thoughts to the fact that there’s probably a trash can in your mind.
Take out the Trash! We all know how much we hate taking out the trash, we don’t fail to postpone, we rather sit on it and wish the smell away.
Are you still there, or are you thinking of still being there?
I really don’t think I can remember what caused my last thought, and right now my thought is exactly what you might be thinking reading this.
Slap Me Back
Now I’m thinking about trying to think about something, but at the same time, why am I hearing a voice at the back of my head calling me an idiot.
Am I really an idiot? When last was I an idiot, probably a few minutes ago when I was wondering how a penis and a vagina would both fit in God’s pants.
But for real, I think God is genderless, so He better have a wee wee and a pee pee in those white pants!
Find Me Now Please
Ok, ok, ok, wait, I cannot think again, its like my mind just pressed pause on me.
Is everything still moving?
Am I still breathing?
Sorry, I think the internet slowed down.
Can you put your lips close to your phone, I feel like kissing my screen.
Disgusting, please take your lips off my connection, you’re probably the one blocking my internet.
Do Mosquitoes Really Have Shame?
This is a genuine question, don’t tell me you haven’t reasoned this before.
Doesn’t the female anopheles return back home to her husband, how do the male mosquitoes feel knowing that their wives just eat ass in the hood all day and bring back home some blood.
Don’t let me even get started with the male ones, who just go flying around the neighbourhood complaining about their wives into other people’s ears.
They sleep on top of breasts and nipples all through the night, and still come back home with no damn blood or at the very least some milk.
I Am Truly Lost
I am on my way to the shower now, I’ll probably stand there for a scary hour, loose my mind and exit without a drop of water touching my forehead.
It be like that sometimes, I just go in with my towel, worship the shower cap, fold my towel and check out.
My towel is still there right now, I just neatly put it back a while ago, well folded and deeply pissed.
Been thinking of the ‘idea of bathing’ for too long, I am truly lost in my thoughts.
I have had my bath 11 times today, filled with wet thoughts but dry skin.
What are you thinking about right now?
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