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Elon Musk Impersonating Me? WTF

Kimberlee Jakobe
We Are the Guardrails
2 min readJan 2, 2025

Let's FUCKING GO!

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Freakoff-Billionaire style; raping the Constitution, robbing Social Security and Medicaid while the GOP (Grand Ole Predators) — stomp on their sworn oath to the Constitution in honor of the cult.

Some little Elon impersonator just sent one of my followers a message pretending to be me. Then, they tried to contact me on Substack and BlueSky. Let me make this perfectly clear; I will not be bullied, silenced, or intimidated by this bullshit.

Elon Musk is a fragile, thin-skinned imbecile. I have no tolerance or time for his nonsense and bullshit. I have less time for a wanna-be Elon impersonator. What kind of cavernous hole is inside you that you look at that pasty dipshit and see the strength of a leader?

Elon is a clueless puppet dancing on the Kremlin's strings, utterly oblivious to the world around him. If you worship this self-absorbed egomaniac, maybe it's time to find some better role models — like that pet rock you've been ignoring. Seriously, no intelligent, self-aware person would idolize someone with such pathetic parenting skills, a complete lack of self-awareness, and a cozy relationship with Putin. Elon is no genius; he's a con with a South African accent.

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Kimberlee Jakobe
Kimberlee Jakobe

Written by Kimberlee Jakobe

Problem-solving advocate who writes. Reach me anytime~> kimberleejakobe@gmail.com

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