Birthday plan: Hiding if Biden doesn’t win

No gifts needed, just don’t want my 39th birthday to be like 2016 Election Day

I have kept all of my birthday cards since elementary school. I have four ginormous letter boxes full of old letters and cards for every holiday and special occasion. (Photo credit: Shamontiel L. Vaughn)

When you’re under the age of 18, having a birthday after Election Day means absolutely nothing. I’m a holiday baby, too, so when I wasn’t thanking a few veterans in my family, I was loudly bragging about how banks and post offices closed to celebrate my…