Hey toilet paper hoarders, you’re already in a bathroom

From the biased opinions of a bidet owner

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Photo credit: (from left to right) My electric bidet (Shamontiel L. Vaughn); Hand-held bidets (Marcos Agrelli/PicSpree, DavidB4/Wikimedia Commons)

You all are doing weird things like exercising with toilet tissue rolls or calling the police when you run out of tissue, and it’s concerning.

I go into dollar discount stores, and napkins, paper towels and toilet tissue are completely wiped off the shelves. I go into retail discount stores, and feel like I’m watching the Super Bowl. I haven’t seen this level of panic since Y2K. But I get it. It’s weird to be at home this much if you don’t already work from home. Your kids are running around like maniacs because there’s no school. (As someone who is childless by choice, I empathize.) You’re trying to check off your work to-do list, but your loved ones are drilling you with trivial questions. (Yikes, been there, too!) And the news is so depressing that you barely want to watch it at all. (I’m a news junkie who writes weekly reports, so I can’t relate there.)

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But at some point in the middle of this craziness, can we admit one thing? Toilet paper hoarders have forgotten that they’re already in bathrooms. You all are doing weird things like exercising with toilet tissue rolls or calling the police when you run out of tissue, and it’s concerning.

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Let’s chat about my oddball thoughts on family, relationships and activism — with a dose of comedy, too.

Shamontiel L. Vaughn

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Check out her five Medium publications: Doggone World, Homegrown, I Do See Color, Tickled and We Need to Talk. Visit Shamontiel.com to read about her.

We Need to Talk

Let’s chat about my oddball thoughts on family, relationships and activism — with a dose of comedy, too.

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