I’m Starving Because I Can’t Decide Which Groceries to Buy

Sing a jingle for me if you see me sprawled out between frozen food aisles

Benjamin Cain
Weaponized Comedy
Published in
3 min readJun 6, 2021

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Image by Peter Bond, from Unsplash

There looms the supermarket, the market of markets, home of a million brands and smorgasbords. Although I’m starving and am as thin as a toothpick, I dread entering that food paradise. Though I’m a trained chef and I have the money to buy…

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Benjamin Cain
Weaponized Comedy

Ph.D. in philosophy / Knowledge condemns. Art redeems. / https://ko-fi.com/benjamincain / benjamincain8@gmailDOTcom