Peyton Manning to Mike Pence: ‘u dick’
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A text conversation between Indianapolis Colts star, Peyton Manning and the Vice President of the United States.
Manning — U still coming to my big celebration on Sunday?
Pence — We wouldn’t miss it for the world. You know how Mother loves football!
Manning — will give u a shoutout at halftime. family is so impressed…the VP (and soon POTUS LOL) there just for their little Peyton.
Pence — Suck it Eli! dont tell Mother I said that
Manning — U here dawg?
Pence — H-E double hockey sticks Yes! Here’s a pic of of us..totally taken right now.
Manning — sweeeet. my thing isn’t until halftime, so don’t go anywhere.
Pence — Of course, where would I go?
Manning — u see that pass I threw to Reggie? hope u weren’t getting a beer! haha i know u don’t drink.
Pence — Umm, it was great.
Manning — i’ll come say hi. family always wanted to meet a VP!
Pence — Don’t hate me, I had to leave.
Manning — but u stayed for halftime?
Pence — Uh, not exactly. Something came up.
Manning — national emergency? r we under attack? go get those terrorists!
Pence — Some black men kneeled. Mother was very upset.
Manning — so you just left?
Pence — my boss made me do it.
Manning — ur a dick
Manning — oh and that pic was from 3 years ago.
Pence — Don’t be that way Pey! You still going to headline our retreat?
Manning — oh, ill show up. i just may have to leave before it starts. sorry not sorry.
