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Monstrous Motivational Quotes

Improving vapid business quotes with the help of monsters

Image by Jason McBride

We are living through a historic economic downturn, and the only thing society has to offer is an oversupply of motivational platitudes. Everywhere you look on social media, there are cute quotes giving you advice.




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Jason McBride

Jason McBride

Freelance Copywriter. Indie Comic Creator. Amateur Human. he/him

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