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Why You Should Never Go Running

A fatty shines a harsh light on the runner industrial complex

Image by Jason McBride

Running is a cult.

You may be surprised to hear that someone as large and in charge as me is not a fan of running. I haven’t always been this girth. In high school, I was a wiry runner on the varsity cross country team.




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Jason McBride

Jason McBride

Freelance Copywriter. Indie Comic Creator. Amateur Human. he/him

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