Woman Lessons
Getting on with Growing Up
Presented in no particular order because all of our journeys are personal, individual and circuitous.
Woman Lesson #25
A woman takes her hair to a professional.
Woman Lesson #10
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Investments are a woman’s lifelong companion.
Woman Lesson #18
A woman built for comfort doesn’t behave like a girl built for speed.
Woman Lesson #4
What a woman spends yearly on therapy & learning is at least = if not > than what she spends on make-up, wardrobe, manicures & weaves.
Woman Lesson #22
Clothes worn by a woman don’t wind up in a pile on the floor, unless that’s where she left them while elegantly stripteasing for her lover.
Woman Lesson #9
A woman expects her friends to know and tell her the whole truth about herself.
Woman Lesson #13
Dropping $450 at Lululemon is what a woman does AFTER devoting a year to vigorous thrice-weekly workouts.
Woman Lesson #17
A woman ensures her emotional baggage is downsized to a carry-on with wheels.
Woman Lesson #21
Having seen the gray in unexpected places and having felt the pull of gravity, a woman understands why other women get work done.
Woman Lesson #6
A woman says “We’ll talk about it later” when she means “I’m done talking about it forever.”
Woman Lesson #5
A woman says no because she means it, not just because she can.
Woman Lesson #3
Sex doesn’t define a woman. Sex enhances a woman.
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