What Rhymes With Avocado?
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What Rhymes With Avocado?

Veronica Haunani Fitzhugh | Creative
Veronica Haunani Fitzhugh | Creative

Mar 10, 2022

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My Short Lived Career As A Strip Club Doorman

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Around ten years ago, a woman with fire hydrant red, long hair sat next to me at a seminar about house flipping I read about in a book you can no longer buy entitled, “The Enlightened Millionaire.”

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