Betsy DeVos’ $40 Million Yacht Was Untied and Set Adrift by Vandals: A Word Problem

Betsy DeVos’ $40,000,000 yacht was untied from it’s mooring in Ohio on Sunday morning and set adrift. Don’t worry, she’s literally got 9 more of them.

(Via the Toledo Blade)

But, since she’s in charge of one of the most vital aspects of American society, our education system, I thought I would see if we could solve what happened with the power of an school-testing-style word problem.