Hungry Like the Wolff: a Song of Fire and Fury

Dark in the White House ‘Cept for Fox News
Diet Coke Cans, all over the room
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Measures his button, then gives a sigh
Fires off a Tweet ‘bout this Sloppy Steve Guy
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

Sessions at the door
4:20 no more, They’re after you
Take from the poor, While Paul Ryan Encores!
But we’re buying from the Wolff
Straddle the line in perilous times
“Fake news” on the Hunt they’re after you
Mueller’s up next, Putin’s interference
And we’re buying from the Wolff

I had more lyrics written, but I want Trump to read this and I’ve heard he really only can make it through about 2 paragraphs before he gets bored.