The Latest Holiday Craze Sweeping the Nation: Paul Ryan’s No Health on a Shelf!

It’s the holiday season around the country and what better way to celebrate than by spending time with loved ones, decorating cookies, or trying super hard not to give basic health care to people in need right?

So, this holiday season, parents around the country are taking part in a new tradition. One that’s rich. And douchey. And features our “favorite” health-care anti-activist. Let’s see how much fun this new game is.

“This is only for people who can AFFORD IT!” — Paulie, the elf.

Oh, Paulie. You little rascal.

Always time for a little workout in between mischievous pranks.