The Official Trump/Border Wall Address Drinking Game

Call yourself an Uber. Hell, get ready to pass out on the couch. The President of these United States is about to address our great nation for approximately 8 minutes (*Author’s note: if he stays on his talking points) and state his case for the necessity of leaving our government — and some 800,000 people’s pay checks — shut down until he can get money for a wall that he’s probably not going to build anyway.

You need a drink after thinking about that? Me too.

So, you’re in luck. Here’s the Official WTH drinking game for tonight’s address. Good luck. Godspeed. Stay well hydrated beforehand.