We Found the First Draft of Nebraska AD Bill Moos’ Letter to #Huskers Fans

Yesterday, the Nebraska Cornhuskers’ new Athletic Director, Bill Moos wrote a letter to the fans of the Huskers. It was effective. To the point. It had all the necessary things you were probably looking for if you wanted some kind of brief communique from your commander in sports chief.

But, that was just the final draft.

We here at WTH were able to uncover the first draft of Moos’ letter and present it below without further comment.

(*Author’s note: if you read this far and still need to be told, you’re probably reading the wrong website. But, obviously, this is satire.)