That moment when you’re too busy hydrating to focus on the game.

The week’s most absurd soccer moments

By Sam Patterson

Sui Wejie of the Chinese Super League’s Chonquing Lifan remembered why you always keep one eye on the ball. Poor guy even got fined by his team for this howler. [source: gfycat]

Fenerbahce’s Pierre Webo may or may have been going for the bounty on Istanbul B.B.’s Alexandru Epureanu. [source: /u/MrPirlo]

Bertrand Traore had a good season at Dutch club Vitesse while on loan from Chelsea. He’ll try not to think about this point blank miss, though. [source: Football24]

Espen Hoff, a defender for Sweden’s IK Start, had a remarkably poor day: first a red card for a poorly executed tackle and then this catastrophe of a venting session. [source: Sports Illustrated]

Yacine Brahimi missed a lay-up for FC Porto. There was nobody within two meters of him. [source: 101greatgoals]

Napoli’s Miguel Britos cranially overreacted to a little shirt tug. [source: youtube]