When I Was a Kid

Things were different


I was a beach babe


When I was a kid I was a beach babe.


I was really fat.


I knew there was something magical about music.


We wanted to be like Mike


I wouldn’t go anywhere without my Dawg Pound


Pinball was the only game machine


I wore a hipster trucker hat.


The world was sisterly secrets and silly hats.


I shaved my head and became a monk…


I had red cheeks and a pink tshirt


Our house was heated by a terracotta stove


‘Sleeping Lions’ was a game.


Broomstick ponies ruled.


I was a cowboy.


I took a bubble bath with Ernie


We were pirates at sea


Three piece plaid suits and big collars were in


We did crazy sh_t.


We believed in Jesus, Jehovah, Bigfoot, UFOs, Magic and the Antichrist. But mostly the Antichrist.

When I Was a Kid
When I Was a Kid

Things were different

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