Death Sent His Gown To The Cleaners

Jamie Steidle
Whims and Limericks
1 min readAug 26, 2020
Photo by Mathew MacQuarrie on Unsplash

Death sent his black gown and scythe to get clean,
But they were lost in the washing machine;
So he’s got some clippers,
And some bedtime slippers,
Death’s at work looking a lot less mean.

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Jamie Steidle
Whims and Limericks

Freelance writer, English professor, Bardolator, part-time reasoner, infrequent blogger and consumer of coffee and other fine caffeinated beverages.