Judiciously jocular and subtly strange dalliances and delights.
To say that video as a medium has taken-off in the past decade, is certainly an understatement.
Will be indefinitely delayed
The death of Phillip Seymour Hoffman urged me to finally write about something that has increasingly bothered me, something that most…
But have a back-up horoscope, just in case
If you’re crazy enough to submit something to me, please note my warped admission criteria…
(or how I accidentally let my best friend drug me)
Assuming you’ve survived 2013
Ho, ho hum
From Toluca to Mirror Lake
If you are an earth dweller
When the sun goes down and hides his warm face
and the moon rises up to take his high place
and the world grows so quiet you can hear a…
Mike and I would sit on the balcony, a bowl of fresh-cut pineapple in our laps, watching our father below, crashing into the pool and…
(for a website)
The desert landscape vibrates beneath my steps. This diaphragm I surf is crumbling beneath the seconds left of magic.
I meant to say horrorscope
Everyone hates Time Warner Cable.
Their internet speed is horrendous, and they use a DVR cable box which looks like something I made in…
Or maybe it’s your coworker’s horoscope
The REAL secret behind getting that man you always wanted
We’ve all been there. The pressures of society start closing in on you and panic sets in.
Eerily similar to your October 2007 horoscope
To catch an Insetta
This is a conversation that might have happened in the toilet of a movie studio in Burbank sometime in the recent past.
The proof is staring me in the face.
Please pay attention so you don’t miss it.
Stick with it and you’re sure to finish…
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