God Made a Social Network
And She saw that it was good
Chapter 1
1 God made a social network. It was called Earth. Even She could not be certain what would follow.
Chapter 2
1 For the longest time, or so it seemed to the people of Earth, She allowed them to roam free, to explore, to commune, to be social.
2 Then She decided they required limits to test. She gave unto them Community Standards. Yet the people disobeyed. They fought. They told falsehoods. They shared graven images of themselves.
Chapter 3
1 The people divided into tribes and religions and parties and nations and they fought still. They waged crusades and shitstorms against one another. They fought wars of thirty and a hundred and many hundred years over Her.
2 They invented arrows and guns, compasses and clocks and used them not to protect but to conquer.
3 But the people also invented pictures and paints, alphabets and presses and made so many wondrous things with them: worshipful art.
4 Their scribes and their Pharisees are always blind to the wonder. They see only darkness and doom, for they believe that they — not I — shine the light.