Pete Davidson Has “Ruin My Life” Energy and I Would 100% Sleep With Him.

Courtesy SNL

I know people are shocked at Kim K tentatively dating Pete Davidson. I’m not. Pete is attractive the way ice cream is attractive…you know, when a bite of sugar can literally kill you.

He’s a train wreck that you deliciously welcome into your life. When you see married women with kids leaving comments on a bearded lumberjack’s Instagram that…

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