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I Am Become Dan, The Eater Of Churches

I’ve invented the new rock that God can’t lift

Daniel Williams
Wholistique
Published in
7 min readApr 7, 2024

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We’re all familiar with the original faith killer, the silver bullet of old:

“Can God make a rock so big he can’t lift it?” — Saint Augustine (patron saint of brewers) or Oscar Wilde

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Daniel Williams
Wholistique

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.