HUMOR

“I Have My Own Column!” Said The World’s First Man

Do I deserve a column? No. Can I love it? Yes I can!

Daniel Williams
Wholistique
Published in
8 min readMay 5, 2024

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I’ve got a column in my school’s newspaper. It’s an advice column.

Students send questions, I give advices. Students say thank you by calling my work “grumpy drivel.”

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Daniel Williams
Wholistique

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.