HUMOR

If Only I Had Been Immaculately Conceived, I Wouldn’t Have This Problem

What I inherited from my mortal father

Daniel Williams
Wholistique
Published in
6 min readMar 30, 2024

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When Dad was fourteen, he said, “Mother and Father, I’m old enough to have a place of my own.”

“Have a place of your own then,” they said.

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Daniel Williams
Wholistique

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.