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Not Even Death Can Do Us Part: Celebrating 10 Happily-Long Years Of Marriage

But if you try it, Death, I’m taking you with me

Daniel Williams
Wholistique
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10 min readApr 20, 2024

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Before I could marry my Mindy, I first had to defeat her son.

He was 8-years-old at the time, right on the cusp of achieving the capacity for adult-level hatred, so I had to defeat him fast, to…

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Daniel Williams
Wholistique

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.