Wind Eggs
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Wind Eggs

Don’t sweat the daily news unless it fucks up your personal plans

Bad News Bearers

Earth v Pluto

Student sleeps through science lecture
Source image by Stockking

HIGH COUNSELOR J-JRBNX, leader of the planet earth’s overlords in exile on the planet Pluto, held out his middle hand when his excited assistant B-Boombx rushed into the room. “I am taking my morning coffee.” He pointed to the IV drip attached to his left arm. “Is this really…



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