Wind Eggs
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Wind Eggs

Alien probing street punk.

Feeding Time

car stalled on Interstate 75. A shadow crossed my windshield. I regained consciousness in a dark room, shrouded in shadows with a shimmering silver light boring through my eyes and into my brain. My bowels throbbed like a volcano rumbling to erupt. Next to me stood a spindly gray creature with limbs as thin as a spider’s and his hand between my legs.

“What are you doing?” I shouted.

His almond eyes painted his face. “Feeding you.”

“We eat with our mouths.”

He withdrew the device, powered down. “That explains the noticeable absence of thought in your species’ conversation.”

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