Love Is in the Blood

Celebrate the perfect match: Vampires & Valentine’s

Nothing suggests romance more than necrolove.

Take vampires from romance and what do you get? Boring. Let’s face it. Safe love is settling.

A box of chocolates and roses. Cliche. Love in the afterlife? That’s commitment. This week Wind Eggs will deliver five tales of undead seduction:

• A bored vampire couple argue how best to celebrate Valentine’s.
• An ten-year-old girl likes the strange new boy and teases him mercilessly until he declares his love.
• Arnaud discovers modern women demand more from a Valentine’s hookup than a bite on the neck.
• Arnaud’s hookup Drusilla explains to him what *MeToo really means.
• Lestat discovers hooking up on Valentine’s leads to bigger headache than a hangover.

And, although it’s too later to order in time for this Valentine’s Day, order in advance for next year’s at the Wind Eggs Swag Shop.

And remember: Don’t piss off your loved ones or you’ll spend Valentine’s alone.