Don’t trust older siblings when they sell you discarded goods

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Jeff’s band, Toe Jam, won their spot in the ninth grade talent show with a little sleight of hand. Instead of playing their real set list, Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid” and the trash metal classic “Damages,” they went with sixties smoothies. The songs Principal Spankbottoms…