An Accident

aka God’s Experiment

Earth is a classic case
of God hadn’t a clue
the gun was loaded

Just a little experiment, He thought. We’ll tweak this electrical frequency here and (Me willing) it should manifest as pain (as long as they agree); tweak this frequency there and (Me willing) it should manifest as sex. Now to get the critters all to agree — and to feel these frequencies just so. This really shouldn’t be an issue; after all, He was God. In fact, God was pretty pleased with Himself and with this new experiment of His.

And now, all agreed — even if at Divine Gunpoint, to let the critters out, to let them roam the freshly minted earth. For them to roam and hurt and procreate, and for Me to sit back and enjoy the show, thought God.

Fast forward a billion or so years and God is no longer so jovial about this mess. Sometimes He even, He even almost admits to Himself that He might have been wrong about all this, if, that is God could ever be wrong, which, of course, He cannot, that’s a given. That would make him imperfect. And He is very far from IM-perfect, He’s just the opposite.

Still, He doesn’t feel so good about our little planet anymore. For one, He had not predicted all this killing — some, if not most of it in His name, to make matters worse.