Redneck Advice to Increase Your Social Following
Sit down over here son. I seen you been a peckin’ at that keyboard like a woodpecker on a tree fer a while now. Plop it down over here an’ let me give ya’ a word or two. I might just be able make that row you’ve been plowing a lil’ easier than it’s been for ya’.
O.K.?
Are you ready? Pull up them britches an let’s get down to business.
First off, down in them social media circles, folks tend to gather around the loudest hollerin’, the most outlandish pictures, and the quickest wit. It’s almost a circus, that’s for sure. If you’re really, really hankerin’ to grow your own followin’, here’s a few tricks you gonna find useful, without resorting to snake oil or empty promises.
So, ya’ gonna have to get about doin’ the followin, right quik:
Mind your manners and speak your truth. Folks can smell phoniness a mile away, just like a fresh-baked pecan pie cooling on the window sill. You need to fill your content with genuine curiosity, a dash of humor maybe, and a heaping helping of stuff you are passionate about. Whether it’s the best way to bake a buttermilk biscuit or the secret BBQ sauce grandpa used to make write about that there stuff that you CARE ABOUT son!
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