40 words and phrases that make me so mad, you guys

For reals

I was on reddit today. For, um, research or something. I found this thread: What’s a word or phrase that pisses you off when people say it?

I love when slacking off leads to inspiration, don’t you?

Disclaimer: I am guilty of many of these.

1. Could care less
2. I’m so OCD
3. Awesomesauce
4. Meh
5. Amazeballs
6. It is what it is
7. Very
8. ^ THIS
9. Supposably
10. Melk (alternate pronunciation of milk)
11. Remarking on the awkwardness of a past or present moment
12. Irregardless
13. Ellinois (alternate pronunciation of Illinois)
14. Bruh (when referring to a bro)
15. Bra (see above)
16. Guru
17. Whatever
18. I literally can’t even
19. Just saying
20. Someone has time on their hands
21. Worst. [noun]. Ever.
22. So-Cal, Chi-Town, San Fran, etc.
23. Gif (but only when it’s pronounced like the peanut butter)
24. Net net
25. Flustrated
26. For reals
27. I’m bored
28. Attached, please find
29. lmaoooooooooooo
30. But that’s just me
31. Don’t be such a girl
32. Touch base
33. Should of
34. I love him to death, but…
35. It’s not my problem
36. I don’t deserve [thing you actually deserve]
37. Why do I even bother
38. I can’t
39. People don’t change
40. Moist

Hi, I’m Luke. I’m a copywriter. If you’re ready to rant about words and phrases you can’t stand, reply with a list of your own or yell at me on Twitter.