Ask Professor Spellface: Doughnuts vs Donuts
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1 min readMar 7, 2016
It’s time. Let’s settle this.
Jelly donuts suck and they make everyone sad. How does this pertain to the donuts v doughnuts spelling debate?
Oh, it pertains. It pertains until the cows come home.
Donuts
Use when: You’re eating a donut that doesn’t have jelly in it.
Why? Because those donuts are tasty and good and you should have another one.
Doughnuts
Use when: You’re eating a jelly filled doughnut.
Why? Because it’s a donut with UGH in the middle.
Hi, I’m Professor Spellface, a name that I made up simply for the purposes of this asinine opinion piece. If you prefer jelly doughnuts to good donuts, I ask that, in lieu of recommending this story, you take a long, hard look at your life and the person you’ve become.
