I Commented On A Ringer Story. It Quadrupled My Monthly View Count.

Counterpoint: View Counts Can Eat My Poo

I wrote six stories in May. In all, I spent about 12 hours writing them. They pulled in 889 views, or 74 views per hour. YEAH, BABY. I AM RICH. Early retirement, here I come!

On June 1, I commented on a Ringer story about Joe Buck. I spent 3 minutes writing the comment. It pulled in 3.3K views, or 66,000 views per hour.

Despite the overwhelming evidence, I will continue to write original stories. It’s fun and I like to do it.

Here are the six things I wrote in May.

Click on the stuff that sounds interesting.

Don’t Freak Out, But You Are Probably Not Passionate About What You Do

Right-Branching Sentences Will Make You A Better Writer

19 Essential Questions To Ask On The First Day After A Long Weekend

Here, Have My Favorite Writing Tip

This Brutal, Lovely Animated Short Is Arguably Perfect

11 Cool Things Louis C.K. Said On The Bill Simmons Podcast