If You Hate 280 Characters, Here Are 14 Other Things I Assume You Hate

1. When a new season of your favorite show comes out

2. Paying the same rent for more square footage

3. Eating an entire donut. You prefer to slice it in half because you want to sample multiple flavors and also you’re a monster.

4. Homes with two dogs. Why can’t they just have one?

5. Trailers before the movie

6. Everything about Amazon Prime

7. Free samples at Costco

8. $5 rotisserie chickens at Costco

9. Costco

10. Spotify

11. Thanksgiving

12. When a good friend calls you just because you haven’t caught up in a while and you have an amazing conversation for over an hour. You hang up feeling recharged and loved, but now your whole day is wasted. HMPH.

13. The wheel, the light bulb, cars, indoor plumbing. In general, anything that made things different than how they used to be.

14. Clapping on Medium