I’m All Cranky, So Here Are The 13 Worst Spotify Playlist Names
Old man yells at cloud.
The snowpocalypse is coming, I may have to cancel a trip to hang with family, and Spotify is making me feel old again. Let’s get angry.
Jazz Vibes
Chill Vibes
Trap Vibes
Good Vibes
Dreamy Vibes
Happy Chill Good Time Vibes
I swear I’m not making these up.
On Fleek
How DARE you.
Infinite Acoustic
This playlist currently runs for 8 hours and 6 minutes.
That is…[does math on fingers]…not infinite.
Have a Great Day!
I’m probably projecting, but this sure feels snarky and sarcastic.
Get Turnt
Not sure what turnt means, but quite sure I do not want to do it.
This is: Florida Georgia Line
Try Sturgill Simpson or Chris Stapleton or Jason Isbell instead.
All The Feels
I may have to expand this rant later, but can we stop with “All The ____” already? It was hilarious and wonderful when Allie Brosh did it. That was 8 years ago, and the phrase has since reached critical mass. Knock it off.
It’s ALT Good!
Take it from a professional writer who loves puns: They’re bad.
In summation:
Don’t say “vibes.”
