Making millions with my “Elf 2” script

Adam J. Blust
Words Mean Things
Published in
5 min readMar 20, 2023

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Graphic by the author, with elements courtesy of New Line Cinema

My brother said I could make millions by writing an “Elf 2” movie sequel script.

Of course, that would also mean pitching it to Will Ferrell, Jon Favreau, and/or New Line Cinema.

He left that part out of his brilliant plan.

But he did have a point. People love “Elf”! If the last few years have taught us anything, pretty much the only thing that…

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Adam J. Blust
Words Mean Things

Writing memoir and memoir-adjacent stories. Hoping that exploring the past will illuminate the future. “How’s that working out for you, being clever?”