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Trump Brain Trust Administration Takes Shape
November 14, 2024
West Palm Beach, Florida –
President-Elect Donald J. Trump, the smartest, richest, handsomest human being alive, has announced more additions to his upcoming administration, to join spectacular picks like Matt Gaetz for Attorney General and Fox Host Pete Hegseth for Defense Secretary.
Donald Trump Jr. — Administrator of the DEA
P. Diddy — Secretary of Health & Human Services
Lauren Boebert — Secretary of Education
Mike “My Pillow” Lindell — Secretary of Commerce
Rick Scott — Director of Office of Management and Budget
Rudy Giuliani — Secretary of the Treasury
Dr. Oz — Surgeon General of the United States
Roseanne Barr — Press Secretary
Dr. Hannibal Lecter — Director of Federal Bureau of Prisons
Candace Owens — Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Charlie Kirk — Administrator of the EPA
Candace Cameron Bure — Ambassador to the United Nations
Kandiss Taylor — Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy
Alex Jones — White House Chief of Staff
Jeffrey Dahmer — White House Chef
Herschel Walker — National Security Advisor
Kid Rock — Chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts
