I Could Be Worse

Just you watch.

Photo by Peter Forster on Unsplash

Take it; small as it may be. Blow it up and show it off.

That plastic I threw in the trash?

Wow. You’re going to fixate on that?

I could be a murderer! Would you prefer that?

Unrelated…?

No. Obviously not.

This was one thing, one time. It doesn’t matter because

I could be worse.

Is that a threat?

Yeah! Maybe it is.