A German Man Scolded Me For NOT Being Nude

Later I Was Rewarded For Having My Clothes Off

Landstuhl Train Station, Germany
Landstuhl Train Station, Germany
Photo by Author- Scott Hughey

If you came here for the nudity, hang on to your shorts. I’m getting to that. But first, the scene must be set.

Getting To Germany.

German Hotel
German Hotel
The cutest hotel. Photo by Author- Scott Hughey

No. No nudity yet. I’ll bare all in just a bit.

Heidelberg Palace. Photo by Author- Scott Hughey
Heidelberg Palace. Photo by Author- Scott Hughey
Heidelberg Palace. Photo by Author- Scott Hughey

Bathhouses, Saunas, and Nudity.

No clothes in the sauna
No clothes in the sauna
No clothes allowed. Photo by Author- Scott Hughey

In the steam room, we obeyed the rules, though. I might have pictures, but no, you can’t see them. Besides, as far as my wife knows, I destroyed the images.

The Clothed Incident

The happy couple in a Christmas market, hours before visiting the steam room.
The happy couple in a Christmas market, hours before visiting the steam room.
The happy couple in a Christmas market, hours before visiting the steam room. Photo by Author- Scott Hughey

The Nude Incident

As is proper and right, they walked to the showers, which were also out in the open. They both stripped down, showered, and proceeded into the sauna with the purple light and, I should note, see-through glass.

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Scott Hughey (TheWriteScott)

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He’s a geek with social skills. Scott writes humor, satire, and pop-culture with a touch of self-help. Find his Amazon books here: https://amzn.to/2LDQxjy

World Traveler’s Blog

A collaborative project from a diverse group of adventurers and digital nomads sharing the world through inspiring stories. The more you know, the better you travel!

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