Northern Europe

What’s a Honeymoon Without 1,000 Castles?

Conway in Northwestern Wales is one of the great fortresses of medieval Europe

Walter Bowne
World Traveler’s Blog
7 min readSep 19, 2021

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Conwy Castle in Northwestern Wales in Gwynedd near the Irish Sea and commanding River Conway. Photo by K. Mitch Hodge on Unsplash

Ok — 1,000 castles is rather a hyperbole

But my wife Mary Jane would at least claim now to have visited one hundred over our week in Wales in 1995. We also stayed a week in London — well, in Brent Cross where I received a Holiday Inn discounted room for 15 quid a night because I worked in the “Hotel and Restaurant Industry.”

Well, I was a waiter — but when I met Mary Jane at a dance in Philly, that’s what I originally told her.

Because I fashioned myself in the Quixotic Mode of Knight Errant, as well as having studied in England in Newcastle a few years before the honeymoon, I wanted the honeymoon to be “romantic.”

And I’m talking about romantic with a capital R — like Medieval Romance. Mary Jane would have preferred something more relaxing and sunny, you know, where two young lovers can enjoy so much time together. Bermuda — or something like that.

But she knew how thrilled I was to finally have not only a girlfriend — my first, but also now a wife. Wow. So when I woke up after our awesome wedding night, I was so worried about the trip and…

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Walter Bowne
World Traveler’s Blog

This “trophy husband” writes fiction, poetry, narrative non-fiction, travel essays, music essays, book reviews, and essays about his belly button.