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A List of Completely Useless Skills I am Weirdly Proud Of
Because Not All Talents Have to Be Marketable!
I sometimes think that maybe…life is not just about serious achievements.
Sometimes, it’s those tiny, absolutely pointless skills that make us smile in the middle of a dull day.
Over the years, I have collected a bunch of them.
Okay, let me tell you beforehand…none of these have helped me pay bills or win awards!!
but they have definitely earned me a few laughs, some odd compliments, and a fair share of remarks like -“wait… how do you even do that?”
So — here are my personal list of useless talents, that I am oddly proud of.
Umm…..I can remember the lyrics of songs I don’t even like.
Somehow, my brain decided it was important to store every line of a random song, which I probably heard once at a wedding in 2012.
On the other hand….I forget why I walked into a room three seconds ago.
Priorities, I guess…ha!!
I can remember people’s birthdays just from hearing them once.
I honestly have no idea why or how I remember them — but it sticks.